I know, I know, I know.
If you’ve already ostracized yourself from mainstream society by being a wrestling fan, why would you underline that by also getting into poetry?
Well that’s just the sort of cool dude that I am, and I’m very grateful to Nearfalls for giving me a chance to display my poetic ‘talents’ on this excellent site.
I’ll be hoping to add little ditties about all manner of wrestling subjects in the weeks and months to come, but as a starter I wanted to pay homage to this platform and some of the excellent writers who provide such a varied and interesting array of content on Nearfalls.com.
So without further ado, here is my first poem entitled….wait for it….Nearfalls. Yep. My genius knows no bounds.
Nearfalls
Tokyo Joshi Pro?
Greegor is the guy to know.
New Japan is more your Jam?
Tom knows every punch and slam.
Does SEAdLINNNG make you want to sing?
Val’s the one that you should ring.
Do you stan for Tony Khan?
Sam’s the man to hold your hand.
And this is only half the gang!
Conrad’s crew - back with a bang.
Superb insights, twenty-four seven.
NEARFALLS.COM is wrestling heaven.
